Pria, atau setidaknya 90% pria itu cukup bodoh kalau urusannya sudah menyangkut perasaan. Baik menyampaikan, mengamati dan bertindak dengan perasaan. Kami terlalu terpaku pada logika kami sehingga seringkali mengesampingkan perasaan.
Jadi yah, kami memang bodoh.. Sangat bodoh dalam masalah ini. Jadi saya mewakili semua pria di dunia dan bilang pada semua wanita diluar sana: kami bodoh, kami tidak bisa melihat ‘petunjuk’ kecil yang kalian berikan, bila kalian bilang kalian baik-baik saja maka kami akan berhenti bertanya dan mengganggap kalian benar memang baik-baik saja. Kami tidak akan tahu kalian baru saja potong rambut kecuali memang berbeda sekali dan percaya atau tidak 50% hal yang kalian ‘ngambekin‘ itu kami tidak tahu penyebabnya, yang kami tahu hanyalah kalian sedang marah dan kami perlu minta maaf sembari berpikir “gw salah apa lagi ya?”.
Kami bukannya tidak sensitif, kami hanya bodoh; Untuk para wanita, semoga kalian bisa lebih memahami kami.
Believe me when I say I’m trying my best as a fool trying to please a lady 
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November 11th, 2009 at 9:44 am
true..
“P.S. I love you”
~notForYou
November 12th, 2009 at 12:34 am
standar brow. mangkannya ada buku Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus. struktur jaringan otaknya juga ud beda. tapi, sedikit modifikasi n latian bisa mengubah itu semua kok. hoho..
November 13th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
akhirnya ngaku juga kalian para pria! hohoho..
November 13th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Wah sorry aja, atas dasar apa penulis menyatakan semua pria bodoh? Hebat juga ya bisa mewakilkan semua pria ckckckckk……
Lo aja kali….
November 13th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
XD
gitu yaaa…
ahahahahaha
next time gw bilang aja…’gw pingin di rayu!!!’
ato
‘cepetan bilang gw manis!!!’
ilfil ga si:p
alay
November 15th, 2009 at 8:49 am
@Widi: idem – kata pria-pria lain.. KITA?? (sambil kaget..) elo doang kalle *hwakakakak*
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:21 pm
that right,
Gue slalu nggak ngerti apa maunya tuh cewek..
gue emang bodoh.. hehehhe
November 24th, 2009 at 11:05 am
@Toso: bukan bodoh ah (sok ngebelain, hoho) ini cuma faktor perbedaan bahasa. kalok gitu, yuuu belajar pake bahasa yang bebas gender, lhoooh?? heuleuh…
November 24th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
@Toso : kalo gak tau tanya aja bro, bisa kan? hehehe
November 24th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@widi
yakin mau jawab?
buat belajar “bahasa” wanita.. *maap panjang..*
diambil dari : http://www.saviodsilva.net/r/ss88.htm
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Ever wonder why you always end up in a great big row, even if she’s said she’s fine and that nothing is wrong after she loudly sighs? Here’s your chance to learn how to read in between the lines so that you can always end up in between the sheets.
1. “Fine” – silently hostile word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (Never use “fine” to describe how she looks because this will only cause you to have one of those arguments.)
2. “Five minutes” – its real equivalent is usually half an hour. In another equation, it is equivalent to the same five minutes that your television show is going to last before you take out the trash/wash the dishes, or some other house chore. Women feel that it’s an even trade.
3. “Nothing” – really means something that you ought to know, and so you should be on your toes with this one. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “five minutes” and end with the word “fine”.
4. “Go Ahead” (with raised eyebrows) – do not mistake this for angry permission; nothing could be further from the truth. This is a dare. If you mistake it for permission, the result will be that the woman will get upset over “nothing” and you’ll have a “five-minute” discussion that will end with the word “fine.”
5. “Go Ahead” (normal eyebrows) – this, too, is not permission. It means “I give up” or “Do what you want because I don’t care”. You will get a raised eyebrow “go ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “nothing” and “fine” and she will talk to you in about “five minutes” when she cools off.
6. “Loud Sigh” – this is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very frequently misunderstood by men. Sometimes, it is the inarticulate prelude to “nothing”. A “loud sigh” means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there, about to argue with you over “nothing.”
7. “Soft Sigh” – the only positive utterance in her rapport, it means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.
8. “Oh” – this word, followed by any statement, is a signal for plain trouble. If she says “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is “fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. (“Oh” as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrows “go ahead”, followed by several unspeakable acts.
9. “It’s okay” – this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. “It’s okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. “It’s okay” is often used with the word “fine” and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “go ahead”. Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for a lot of trouble.
10. “Please Do” – this is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. Like “go ahead” with raised eyebrows, it’s a dare.
11. “Thanks” – she is thanking you. Don’t faint and don’t look for hidden meaning. Just say “you’re welcome.”
12. “Thanks A Lot” – this is dramatically different from “thanks”, so be guided accordingly. A woman will say “thanks a lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the “loud sigh” and signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “loud sigh,” as she will only tell you “nothing”.
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November 25th, 2009 at 10:30 am
yuk mari..
apa perlu kamus wanita ya?
November 28th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
@havban: niat ahmat.. ud berapa banyak yang tlah kaw taklukan? hoho..
@ widi : malu bertanya sesat di jalan, salah bertanya senang di jalan. lhoooh?
@ hey ijo : gawsa pke kamus. ada yang bikin itu tuh buku panduan banyak segambreng. intinya men are from mars and female are from venus.
paling bener mah yaaa, praktikum aja langsung. banyakan teori. hahay..
November 28th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@havban : balik lagi ke pribadi kita lagi bro, masa sih kita gak bisa ngertiin cewek kita sendiri? Dan kalo memang kita gak tau dengan maksud dia, yah coba bicarakan baik2, kalo cewek itu cukup dewasa pasti ngerti koq
@putri : ?????????????????????????????????????????
November 28th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
@putri
masih bisa diitung pake jari kok..
@widi
yup.. masalah kemauan buat memahami..
setidaknya dengan postingan ini mengingatkan kita betapa bodohnya pria memahami emosi wanita.. begitu.. ^^
December 4th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
dan saya tidak perlu khawatir untuk mengaku bahwa saya adalah pria
December 5th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
@alisyah: dan saya tetap binun, saya ini pria atau perempuan? hallaaah… bodohnya kumat ^0^
April 26th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
thanks God jika msh ada pria yg ‘rendah hati’ mau mengakui …